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snooker

anything and everything

it means EVERYTHING

can sometimes be pronounced "snooka"
dude, what a snooka. hes so fucking hot
omg, i was so snookered last night
SNOOKA PLEASE
by sslex October 17, 2006
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Snooker Von Arwenhoser

Arwen's Pirate alter ego. Captian of the S.S. BathroomSink; sailing The Seven Rooms, in search of burried treasure. Arch rival of Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas.
Captain Snooker Von Arwenhoser ordered his first mate, Mousey the Weedwacker to return fire!
by Tink January 24, 2005
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snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.
Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'
by d f December 16, 2003
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Snooker

a commonly used word, that can be used to describe the masculine hobbies of masturbating and viewing pornography.
steve: hey jouni, why do you have so many calluses on your hand?
jouni: i've been playing a lot of snooker this week.

jouni: my damn computer broke.
maiju: ahhhh! while watching porn right!
jouni: well, i was watching snooker, actually.
by teppo whobangalainen June 18, 2011
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Poo Snookerer

One who pots the brown not the pink
I am a poo snookerer cos I enjoy bumming guys
by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009
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Super Stokered

The action of being excited on an extreme level, as if being sprayed with a stoked water gun, or super soaker.
Shawn was super stokered when he finally finished the semester!
by Blamo! April 7, 2009
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snooker

Snookering is something done between couples involving the neck and nose. It is similar to nuzzling. Someone who is snookerable would be someone you would like to snooker.
I snooker on the couch with my boyfriend; he is so snookerable.
by Rebecca Rae September 14, 2005
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