Slut sneeze

When a slut passes next to you, you say slut while sneezing.

Anna passes by. You sneeze: ''Slut''
that's a slut sneeze

by Dope_person December 20, 2010

Sneeze Hug

When a person is about to sneeze, instead of covering their face with their hands, they wrap their arms around their head. Thus sneezing into the inside of the elbows. A creative to not germ up your hands, but very over exagerated.

Person 1: Feel how soft my arms are? *sneeze hug*
Person 2: No thanks!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

sneeze nuggets

Chunks of plaque and horrid smelling bacteria that reside in the crypts in ones tonsils. Often spontaneously expelled at high speeds with a sneeze or cough.

In the middle of my interview I hacked up a nice gray sneeze nugget. It smelled like rotten ass and landed on the desk in front of me.

by unemployed June 13, 2003

sneeze guard

Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.

The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.

I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.

by yes juanito yes December 12, 2014

Sneezing Webster

A sex act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.

First guy: "I read about this thing called a "sneezing webster" on Urban Dictionary yesterday. You stick your dick into a cow's nose and block the other nostril and shove your balls in it's mouth. Man, that has to be the most disgusting sex act ever."
Second guy: "No dude, you are the biggest moron ever. That's completely made up."

by Lefthandman2000 February 21, 2009

Voldie-Sneeze

Sneezing so hard that you think your nose is at risk of falling off.

John: OMG
Chris: What?
John: I just sneezed so hard I thought my nose may fly off!!

Chris: Ahh thats the classic Voldie-Sneeze

by karach September 11, 2011

sneeze and please

When you're reaching a climax and someone throws pepper on your face causing you to sneeze, increasing your orgasm by an 1/8.

***CAUTION: may cause heart failure***

*SNEEZE/ORGASM* THANK YOU for the sneeze and please my squeeze

by JP Roland November 25, 2007