Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

To do something useless.
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 13, 2008

my girlfriend is smuggling yo-yo's
by delana brewer August 2, 2003

by ironlung95 July 28, 2010

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

To do something useless.
John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.
by PalermoD April 16, 2008

A person who refuses to draw necessary attention to themselves because they are secretly smuggling donkey dicks to keep all to themselves
Eli: I cant believe that guy didnt do the jeep wave back!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
Warren: I know man, same thing on my bike. What a donkey dick smuggling cockmongrel!
by jeepguy84 August 21, 2013
