Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Turtle Smuggler

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

smugster

Smug hipster; pretentious, trend-following scenester.

Urban Dictionary is not just for smugsters anymore.

by contemptible July 20, 2008

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 13, 2008

smuggard

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

by Smuggard April 7, 2010

raisin smuggler

noun: Woman with nipples erect, and showing through clothing.

It was cold this morning, raisin smugglers everywhere.

by driftwoody March 24, 2006

Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."

Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."

by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014