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Smooch

The act of needing or wanting something from someone.
DE: Yo my Uber is here - Catch you all at the Blues game

JR: Fam, can I smooch up into that?

DE: For sure homie
by RizzleRyan June 13, 2019
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boomer smooch

When you get down with a pit bull like a funky dude.
“Dude did you see Cory last night? He was boomer smooching like it was 1999.”
by yakovshmearnoff January 2, 2018
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wookie smooch

When a guy sits on a girls face and she has to kiss his "wookie"
Carlie: Dan gave me the best wookie smooch ever last night

Beth: He gave me one of those last week at the dance
by Kooter Miller June 25, 2016
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smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!
Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.
by VSmooch February 5, 2018
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"loose gasket" smooch

Refers to an initially "intact" lip-lock dat gets "popped" when one of da kissers releases a bubble of air dat "breaks da seal" between da face-suckers' lips. A harmless way to "slow things down" a bit if you sense dat said making-out session is becoming too "hot 'n' heavy".
Giving someone a "loose gasket" smooch can be a handy maneuver if you fear dat da other person is getting too "revved up" and thus is likely to want to "proceed to fourth base" too soon. A wise move if either you're not in da mood to spread yer legs or you don't have any condoms handy.
by QuacksO February 12, 2020
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Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.
"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!
by big bert13 March 1, 2011
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Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
by Tally P January 31, 2023
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