smooch

girl who give crazyyyyy head

Him: I sucked her boobs, n she gave me maddd brainnnn

yeaaaa she a smoochieeee fr

by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022

smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.

Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!

by BlueberryHill November 5, 2013

Doo Doo Smooch

To apply lipstick to your butt hole and give someone a kiss with it usually while they are passed out.

"What girl was kissing my neck last night?" None! You passed out and we doo doo smooched you!

by big bert13 March 1, 2011

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Smooch

thot

“she a smooch”

by jaydennoble_ November 17, 2021

Smooch Moocher

Someone who constantly needs kisses from their partner.

My girlfriend's such a smooch moocher, but I love her for it.

by NarTheNecromancer September 2, 2023

smooch face

A face you REALLY wanna smooch!

Calvin asked Hobbes if it was strange that he thought Susie Derkins had a Smooch Face.

by VSmooch February 5, 2018