Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Chocolate smooch

The act of defecating on a woman's labia then providing oral sex

I took Jenny out to taco bell last week and when we got back to her apartment she wanted me to eat her out after I dookie on her coochie. Gross! I dont want any chocolate smooches from those lips !

by Dr Dill Doe March 5, 2025

SSJ Smooching

An intense sexual act consisting of two men touching penises tip-to-tip - something akin to penis french kissing - where one ejaculates into the other's penis, resulting in an intimate sharing of sexual fluids.

Will and Vegeta would sneak off into the woods and make out in secret. During especially intense sessions, it often result in them SSJ Smooching. It was beautiful

by SSJSmoochum April 14, 2025

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

cooch smooch

The equivalent to a blowjob however it’s for when a guy goes down on a girl and not the other way around. It’s pretty self explanatory.

“Did you hear that Kevin gave his girlfriend a cooch smooch last weekend?”

“They’ve only been dating for two weeks, that’s wicked wack.”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 3, 2017