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Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.
I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.
by Cats Polino December 19, 2013
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skatterpuss

Proper dirty slag or a fishy smelling pussy hole
What nah she’s a skatterpuss
by WILLYVANILLY0101 November 22, 2019
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Cookie Swatter

When a celebrity hires a full time person to help them eat better and baby sit their gluttonous ass.

To literally swat cookies from another’s hand.
Hey that Kristie Alley hired a new full time cookie swatter.
by Wordmasterflash January 21, 2010
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Cabra spatter

The barnacles caught bye one's underwear after a slip of an unsuspecting anal cough.. the Cabra spatter is a term required as reference intended to be used when someone is judging the spread density and stank of the wind smear or aka now known as the Cabra spatter
Excuse me there middle aged woman I couldn't help but notice you were walking a little funny would it be rude of me to suggest. That you need not be embarrassed.. 4 now there is a term that has given freedom to those suffering from this emotion... So give us a gander at your Cabra spatter so I can post it for all our followers on the Cabra spatter Facebook page to judge freely..congratulations.
by Wordney smith August 24, 2019
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back scatter

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class it has less clip size and less accurate but when shooting the enemy from behind it does minicrits but the way that tf2 hitreg works somtimes it wont minicrit even when your behind them
scout1: why wont my back scatter minicrit im litearlly behind the enemy!
scout2: hitreg
by sniper nate October 27, 2020
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scatterpoo

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.
Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps
by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006
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twat swatter

when a female is prevented by someone else from getting laid, a female version of cock blocking
that girl got twat swatted, he twat swatted me, that guys a twat swatter
by alex olenik May 30, 2009
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