shartypants

A sticky situation, in which one has immovable shart within one's pants.

Borky ate too many cookies, and now he has shartypants.

by Phil Gates July 30, 2007

smarthole

Someone who is both a smartass and an asshole.

Chris is such a smarthole!

by crogue October 14, 2011

Smart kid

That one kid that when the teacher says “groups” it’s (most times) the first kid that you look at and some other people too. And you probably don't know his name.

Teacher: Okay class now this project we are gonna do it in groups.
Jake: I wanna be with the smart kid!
Bob: No, I am going to go with him!
Smart kid: alright imma head out

by Randomguyintheworld December 29, 2019

Smart man's liquid nitrogen

Smart man's liquid nitrogen is dry ice mixed with 1,1-Difluoroethane. The boiling point of 1,1-difluoroethane is -11.29°F (-24.05°C) while it's melting point is -178.6°F (-117°C). The sublimation point (the point at which a substance sublimes, or goes from a solid directly to a gas) of dry ice (solid carbon dioxide) is -109.2°F (-78.46°C). Smart man's liquid nitrogen stays at around -78°C as long as you keep supplying more dry ice. Then the dry ice runs out and it heats up until it reaches -25°C where it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen. Then the 1,1-Difluroethane (can be found in computer duster) slowly boils away until it becomes gaseous 1,1-Difluoroethane. You can keep chemical reactions cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen and once it becomes homeless man's liquid nitrogen, you can use a funnel and a plastic soda bottle to store the liquid difluoroethane under pressure and label it and put it in the lab freezer.

I kept my chemical reaction extra cool with smart man's liquid nitrogen.

by HawaiianPunch1 September 3, 2023

too smart by half

To be "too smart by half" (also common is "too clever by half") is to be too smart for one's own good, meant either literally or ironically. As an idiom, it is usually sarcastic. The phrase has a wide range of potential uses; for instance, it can mean:

1.) Something so complex that it's self-obfuscating.
2.) A seemingly clever action that is in fact foolish.
3.) Logically accepting something as necessary that isn't.
4.) Overanalysis.
5.) Elitism (see ivory tower).

--"Those Harvard scholars are too smart by half."

--"What a dumb idea; I tell you, that guy is too smart by half."

by GBAAD May 3, 2006

Smart Patrol

One or more individuals who REALLY control Urban Dictionary. Possessing special powers of judgement above and beyond those delegated to UD "editors."

Someone upstairs didn't like my Urban Dictionary submission.
The SMART PATROL <<CANCELLED>> my definition before it was even reviewed by UD editors !?! ........... NO SHIT !!

I'm SO misillusioned and rejectified !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

crazy smart

Crazy smart is a person who has knowledge of all sorts of topics. They are able to fix things like MacGyver...and blow everyones minds with their abilities.

Tony is crazy smart!

by bebe bling December 29, 2015