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Homo Spartan

Someone who is obsessed with the Spartans in the hit flick 300.

A person who is half homo sapien as well as hitting the gym constantly working out on the spartan routine that incorporates karate and other strenuous activities.

The complete opposite of a ladies man and spits no game at the opposite sex. Many then believe that the Homo means homosexual but they are completely wrong because this man is the ugly version of a metro sexual.
That man getting his @$$ beat by a 8 year old girl in karate class is a homo spartan.
by Spartan Hunter January 24, 2008
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Spartan

A sexual position where the women is riding a man during intercourse, and right before the man has an orgasm he yells "This is Spartaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" and kicks the women off the bed.
"After seeing the movie 300, I gave my wife a Spartan"
by Chim Ridgles March 29, 2007
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smartastic

Someone who is being a smart ass and sarcastic. Used in either (1) combination or (2) consecutively- such as using a smart ass remark and then using a sarcastic remark immediately there after. Can be used vice versa
Example 1:
Person a: Are you painting?

Person b: Yeah. I have a brush in my hand, paint on the brush.
Person a: God you are so freaking smartastic.

Example 2:

Person a: Is that a speed trap? (the cops stops traffic)
Personb: Oh, yeah because a cop would put a barricade up if they were trying to catch you speeding.
Person a: Why do you have to be so smartastic to me all the time?
by Jedlen E. Dante October 8, 2009
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Spartan Avalanche

You blow your load in a girls hair, yell something random, and then kick her down the stairs.
She was boring him, so he gave her a Spartan Avalanche.
by Boogeybeast July 2, 2009
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Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.
That boy is so smartacles.
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Smartard

A person so smart that they are actually retarded.
did you hear him talking about how cartoons are more believable than movies because they are obvious lies? That guy is a complete smartard.
by Guitarguy99 March 10, 2011
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selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
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