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Cunty mc small dick

A person who is an absolute cunt with a tiny dick.
Jennifer thinks jeff is an absolute cunt jeff also has a small dick therefore he is a cunty mc small dick.
by Cunty mc small dick February 14, 2017
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Brennan small dick

A faggot who sucks monkey cock and is Jacobs bitch
Is that Brennan

Ya he has a Brennan small dick
by Ianisafaggot69 January 9, 2019
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Miniature Tiny Small Dick Syndrome

Its what you get when you still got that baby dick
Did you hear Peter has Miniature Tiny Small Dick Syndrome? Yeah hes like 0.5 Inches
by Small Tiny Mini Afro Dick Suck February 28, 2015
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I have a small dick

Response "You should treat it as though your dick is a joke and have a sense of humor about it. I'm not saying it is a joke but it's so much more attractive than if you take it seriously or treat it like it's not a joke."
"I have a small dick"

"Good fo... Oh wait small? That's ok. Just treat yourself and your dick like it's something to be mocked over and maybe "other girls" will let you hang out with them while they fuck someone behind your bad.
by Hym Iam November 9, 2020
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Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.
I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.
by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024
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Peruvian small dick syndrome

The syndrome, originating in Peru, where any chud-like organism has a mutation around the groin area, making it look like their dick looks like the country of Peru.
Jack: Did you hear that Enzo was diagnosed with Peruvian small dick syndrome?
John: I always knew he had it since he was a 4th grader.
by ChuddyMcMuffin January 12, 2026
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severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS
Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass
by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023
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