Smack both cheeks with one hand

Replaces the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" meaning you completed 2 tasks at the same time.

I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.

by Zuggy April 10, 2011

Smack ass (April 13 )

On Friday April 13 is smack ass day , you can smack any ass

Smack ass (April 13 ) you smack any ass

by (()$$ May 25, 2018

ice smack

1. Contact to the face as a result of ice sticking together then rushing, due to gravity, toward your face once you try to get the last sip of a delicious beverage.

2. The result of an avalanche of ice when trying to get a piece of ice from a cup where the ice is all stuck together.

I tried to get a cube of ice and the ice in my cup would not budge. I experienced ice smack after all of the ice hit my face when I tapped the bottom of the cup. Now I have grape drank on my shirt and ice all over my zebra rug.

by Jackson Heat September 28, 2009

udder smack

An udder smack occurs when a woman with gigantic hooters proceeds to fling her huge boob across a man's face leaving a nipple imprint.

BoQuifa was getting tired of Tony's cheating so she flung her saggy jug across his face knocking him unconcious. He then later stated, "Damn, what an udder smack!"

by grazyhojo August 31, 2006

Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious

I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....

by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009

smack my bitch up

bitch being slang for the main vain running down your arm in which heroin is usually injected.
smack is slang for the drug heroin.
put them together and you get smack my bitch up, in other words to inject heroin into your main vein in your arm.

also widely known from the famous song smack my bitch up by the prodigy.

hey man, im off to smack my bitch up whilst listening to smack by bitch up

by x-meow-meow-x April 2, 2008

Smack

Heroin.

Also known as Dragon, Dope, Heron, Herone, Hero, Hera, H, Big H, White, China White, White Nurse, White Lady, White Horse, White Girl, White Boy, White Stuff, Boy, He, Black, Black Tar, Black Pearl, Black Stuff, Black Eagle, Brown, Brown Crystal, Brown Sugar, Brown Tape, Brown Rhine, Chiba, Chiva, Chieva, Mexican Brown, Mexican Mud, Mexican Horse, Junk, Tar, Snow, Snowball, Scag, Scat, Sack, Skunk, Number 3, Number 4, Number 8, Bombita, Brea, Blanco, Bonita, Caballo, Calbo, Carga, Carne, Chapopote, Chatarra, Chicle, Cocofan, Gato, Heroina, La Buena, La Chiva, Polvo, Tecata, Tigre, Tigre Blanco, Tigre del Norte, Vidrio and Zoquete.

Snuffaluffagus: "I'm sick, Bird. I need some smack, Bird."

- Dave Chappelle

by ROCKintheCDA November 7, 2010