Slurrmon

A drunken, often drawn out announcement or rant that can last for a prolonged period of time based on potentially unfounded, personal or inaccurate beliefs. Usually large sections of the slurrmon are pronounced as one word, as if speaking in joined up writing. Incoherency is common in a decent slurrmon. Usually delivered to a stranger/group of strangers, or at a party (often staff party) or pub, or even a group of new and brief friends at a freshers bash at university. Also known to occur simply amongst friends.

"After that geezer had finished off that bottle of vodka he didn't half deliver a good slurrmon to that taxi driver".
"I've been known to give a good slurrmon when I've had one too many".

by El-Mundo October 10, 2013

slurricane

The terminal effects of drinking a hurricane*(a mix drink, main ingrediant{bacardi 151) which causes the intoxicated person to have distorted speech (slur) among other effects... hence slur+hurricane= Slurricane

aww man this guy is shit face plasstered off 151. What is he saying, its all slurricane???
"Hurricane, but you can call me slurricane. Slurricane, strong enogh to start an engine Maaaiiin" - E 40

by Ricky Clauson November 5, 2007

Slurpy Top Hat

When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.

Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.

by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009

slurryhead

A chung laaad mad at silage or slurry 24/7

jaysus he's some slurryhead idn't he laaad

by ford2000 April 15, 2021

Slurrting

The act of flirting while intoxicated, complete with slurred speech, thus making it ineffective on the target, and unlikely to lead to sex. The only exception is when your target is equally drunk.

Andrew thought he was spitting good game, but he was really just slurrting, so of course he got rejected.

She was so drunk she made out with some guy who started slurrting with her.

by B. Dilla the Beat Killa January 24, 2010

slurkyburk

When 2 dicks are forced into an anus. usually in prison.

Damn bro my jail sentence starts tomorrow, I don't think my rectum is ready to be slurkyburked

by Rob snider November 30, 2015

slurrr (slay + purrr)

The infamous yet iconic combination of the two words slay & purrr to make slurrr, first brought to the mass zeitgeist through Twitter user angelhatehentai in her viral tweet

Has since been added to on her TikTok & Insta angelhasnotalent to include words such as slurriod (slay + periodt), slaaasss (slay + yas), & snahhhh (slay + nahhh)

"Omg that top is so cute, slurrr (slay + purrr)"

"SLURRR I LOOK SO HOT TODAY!"

Friend 1: "Wanna go to the movies?"
Friend 2: "Snahhhh let's just stay in and chill"

"Girl YOU ATE, SLURRIOD!"

by gigi9438 August 6, 2023