Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

slaughter

1. A town in Texas which, contrary to its name, has never had a single homocide.

2. You can't spell it without "Laughter."

1. Nobody got killed there.

2. "You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"

by cantusesupermoobecauseitwastaken January 15, 2007

Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.

1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."

by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008

slaughta

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl in an extreme way as if there were no tommorow. Often done to a female who one does not care for or who one, his friends and family have had an eye on for a long time while being given much trouble.

When ma go up a da gyal yard ma slaughta dat live

by S. James September 8, 2005

saturday night slaughter

the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night

jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha

by gnarkill1985 August 13, 2009

stoughton, massachusetts

the furniture place of massachusetts complete with Ikea, Jordan's furniture, Lazy Boy, and Bob's Discount Furniture. Sure we have some problems but what town doesn't. and yes our rivals are canton but that doesn't mean we will beat the shit outta anyone from canton that we see. I happen to have some friends from Canton. also why would you care which races are in stoughton? are you raceist? sure there are some gays but hey it's Massachusetts we allow gay marriage... get over it. also we don't have horrible sports teams, you probably say that we suck cause you're jealous. no not all the kids are stoners, punks,gay, or getto so shut up don't say what you don't know. yes stoughton has it's problems but stoughton has a lot of town spirit the whole town wears black and orange on huse events such as powderpuff. we always have fun at the dances and everyone goes to home football games. I'm proud to say I'm from Stoughton even though we have our little imperfections.sooo... stop hating us cause you're jealous.

unless you are from stoughton, massachusetts don't talk trash about it because you don't know shit!!!

by Heather C. and Danica W. November 19, 2006

Slaughter County

A county in Washington state, renamed Kitsap County on July 13,1857. Kitsap County is home to Port Orchard, Bremerton, Olalla, Poulsbo and Silverdale. Despite its beauty, Slaughter County is full of rapists, killers and meth labs. Jokingly known as Kidnap County.

That crazy shit must have happened in Slaughter County.

Wanna see the Slaughter County Roller Vixens roller derby tonight?

by Jesucka November 6, 2012