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Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat
"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"
by Prplskittle April 3, 2019
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Slothing

Slothing is when someone does a task like studying and does the studying at a very chilled and slow yet productive pace. Occasionally taking breaks every so often. Slothing can be done is a span of a day or over a couple of weeks, even months.

At the end of the day, the task is completed just over a long period of time.
Bro 1 : Bro, did you finish our group assignment yet.
Bro 2: Bro, yes I did but we go 5 weeks left.
Bro 1: But bro finish it up.
Bro 2: But bro, I'm Slothing.
by BoetThe_ii April 2, 2020
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Smooching Orgy

A group of people who are all sexually attracted (or bored) to one another engaging in facial interaction. More specifically, kissing in a group.
Woah those people in the Wendy’s Drive Thru are having a smooching orgy.
by Kyosa May 3, 2021
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Scoutching

A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.
Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.
by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021
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truth sleuthing

Verb--checking a variety of reliable sources before drawing a conclusion about a topic, especially when faced with corporate or political propaganda
Jon Stewart is truth sleuthing when he examines conservative and liberal media coverage of a particular event, although his own coverage tends to lean to the left.
by Professor Independence July 27, 2014
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K-Snooching

The act of snorting ketamine off of someone else's gooch. The purest form of love known to man, anyone who is willing to be K-Snooched is an absolute unit of a human being, and should be married on sight. Particularly appealing after a hard day of work, or a sweaty workout to get the gooch proper moist.
"I K-Snooched your mother last night" - Past Tense of K-Snooching
by TheGoochiest November 30, 2021
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Master Sloshing

Irresponsibly aggressive and wet female masterbation, usually soaking the shoes and socks to make a sloshing sound when walking: shoelaces must be untied.
"Did a pipe burst in your living room or something?"
"Nah, my girlfriend just finished master sloshing upstairs."

To be a Master-Slosher
by Shagnasty26 April 5, 2022
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