Barstool Sports

An Instagram account for dumb, large state school, frat boys. Really none of their content is related to sports, it’s essentially just the same type of cancer you’d see on vine. Apparently it was a blog at some point but they’re really just known for their Instagram. Any annoying frat boy you know probably worships this shit like the Bible, specifically phrases like “Saturdays are for the boys” and other suicide inducing terms along those lines.

I saw some fat guy shotgun a pabst blue ribbon and then drive his micropenis pickup truck into a lake on barstool sports.

by I don't like math February 4, 2018

water sports

Sexual activity in which urine is involved. The presence of urine is generally considered erotic for those indulging in the urine related activities.

What I wouldn't give for some hot chick to take a piss on me right now. I am a total 'water sports' freak.

by Champ April 8, 2002

Sports Bra

The incredible invention allowing girls to walk around without a shirt and prevents them from jiggling

Justine looked amazing in her sports bra

by Polandio December 30, 2011

out of sorts

a) to be out of sorts means in an unhappy mood;
b) To be slightly ill or slightly unhappy.

Related vocabulary: get up on the wrong side of (the) bed

a) "He was feeling a little tired and sore and out of sorts".

b) "I've been feeling tired and headachy and generally out of sorts".

by Lewiosa January 19, 2014

EA Sports

Terrible videogame company. If they didn't buy out all of their competition, they would of been out of business years ago due to their terrible games and that their alternatives always outdo them. Graphics are decent (just that), but the gameplay is completely broken. It's almost impossible to blow out the CPU because of blatant rubberbanding. I remember when playing NBA Live 05, I was destroying their golden boys the Spurs with the Jazz (who were shitty in that game). But in the 4th quarter, the Spurs were nailing shots even with 3 guys around them, while I missed all my shots (including SLAM DUNKS) even if I was wide open. Tim Duncan gets a basket from half-court with 1 second remaining. How many times do you see that in real life? Simulating games is utterly useless. Everytime I've simulated against the Spurs/Pistons, they always either blow out my team or conveniently outscores my team by 20+ in the 4th quarter.

EA, just because you're monopoly does not mean you're free from criticisms from angry customers such as myself. Until you actually focus on the gameplay (it is a VIDEOGAME after all) instead of graphics (which aren't even that good anyway) we, the customers, will refuse to purchase any of your shitty products (that's the same every year except for roster updates. Why not just give out roster updates via Xbox Live/PlayStation Network for free? Oh yeah, you're greedy monopolists) and buy products from alternative companies such as 2K Interactive who actually care about their customers by FOCUSING ON THE GAMEPLAY. You have to earn our money by putting EFFORT into your games.

Hope that exposes EA Sports.

by david smith, jr. June 18, 2008

Booty Shorts

Shorts that often are nothing but sheer strips of cloth, with visible pockets hanging from the seems. The butt will often slip from the clothing, implying a "sexy look."

But has unfortunately become more popular with young teenage girls.

"Her booty shorts are letting her butt fall out! Should we warn her?!"
"Nah, that's the look these days."

by Cool in every way possible. August 16, 2015

SportsCenter

A daily block of mini sports soap operas packed into one hour. Programming varies each day:

"Keeping Up With The Cowdashians" (Cowboys)
"Patriot Way" (Patriots/Tebow)
"The Quarterbachelor" (Jets)
"Total Dodgers" (Dodgers)
"Red Sock Mountain" (formerly titled "The Red Sox Chronicles")
"Lebrontourage" (Briefly known as "Erik's Angels" after LeBron joined Heat)
"Diary of A Mad Black Mamba" (Lakers)
"As The Club Turns" (Tiger Woods)
"All My Crashes" (Danica Patrick)
"Johnny Football" (this is actually a like short cartoon)
and of course the Emmy award winning "Yankee Country" (Yankees)

Notable defunct shows as followed (with possibilities of each returning not ruled out, obviously):

"Manny Knows Best" (Manny Ramirez)
"The Favre Saga" (Brett Favre)
"The Misadventures of T.O." (Terrell Owens)
"Everybody Hates Barry" (Barry Bonds)
"Ocho Cinco Numero Uno" (Chad Johnson)
"Clemonpatra" (Roger Clemons)
"One Life to Lin" (Jeremy Lin)

Viewer: PLEASE can you please cover some actual sports?
Anchor: I don't know what you're getting at. This isn't sports, it's SportsCenter.

by Smart American Male September 5, 2013