SLOM

A word to describe a women who wheres far to much make-up. Shit Load Of Make-up

That women would be pretty if she wasnt such a SLOM

by DrAndrew August 15, 2010

Slomosexual

Someone who is completely retarded (retardation meaning literally someone who is slow) and is also homosexual. Also used as just "slomo"

Kevin: ...and then i told her to screw off and slapped her ass but then this really cute guy came up and I slapped his ass too
Jenkins: dude that guy is such a slomosexual
Eliza: agreed

by 8®00† October 21, 2010

SOML

SOML (Shape of my life) - Pronounced ''Sommell''

I feel in the SOML

by Captain Chevron December 13, 2012

Stomlz

aka: story of my life (z for extra tool emphasis)

Person 1: I can't find my scarf! Why do I always lose my stuff?
Person 2: Stomlz.

by malaka1 January 2, 2011

Slowling

A person who moves so slowly that it compromises the sanity of all those around him/her, leading to chaos and destruction.

"Why are you such a bleeding, dirty mess?"

"There was a slowling who held up traffic at the end of Route 3. It took him an hour and a half just to merge onto 128. The other drivers got so infuriated that they rioted, and my car got overturned. I had to crawl the rest of the way to work."

by Dinosaur-kicker September 29, 2012

SloMo Sapien

Very lazy person. Someone who doesn't get in a hurry.

That guy never gets in a hurry! He's such a SloMo Sapien!

by Street65 November 6, 2013

slomarian

a Somali slut

Latisha your a slomarian!
so?
SLOMARIAN ALERT!

by mankyjamacian1232 June 25, 2017