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slommpings

the act of dipping a midget in a bunny suit into a vat of gravy then beating somebody with it till thy are dead.
I gave my grandma slommpings
by gov gov July 19, 2011
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Slooking

Where you stand and look at the same time.

It is like planking as it can be done anywhere and you can try and outdo other slookers slooks, take photos and upload them to socal network sites, blogs and picture boards (facebook, 4chan, twitter, tumblr, myspace, etc).

The first slook ever done, with evidence, was done by Mike Wallace on 60 minutes. The main purpose of this was to troll planking.
Mike Wallace was standing and looking simultaneously on the tv show "60 minutes". Mike Wallace was slooking.
by Dann131 October 21, 2011
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Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.
I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*
by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015
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slooked

Term heavily used in Florida. Meaning to get completely inebriated on alcohol or mix of other drugs.
Man, I got so slooked on bum wine last night I threw up all over my dick.
by hEddie22 September 30, 2016
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slocking

Asian term for fcuking or dating
You and her are so slocking each other don’t hide it!
by Linking December 17, 2017
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Slock

White Bulger was beaten to death with what inmates call "slocks” (a lock in a sock) while still in his wheelchair before possibly having his eyes partially gouged out with shanks at United States Penitentiary Hazelton, a high-security Bureau of Prisons (BOP) facility located in the mountains of West Virginia.
by ShowtimeBizzirk November 1, 2018
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slomba

something that white boys comment on each other’s instagram posts
*chad posts on instagram*
brad comments: slomba
by thatsmyfavoritewhiteboy November 24, 2020
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