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Slob Gobbler

one who swallows cum, jizz, weiner jizz, skeet skeet, cinnamon rolls, gg etc.


when in an argument, you can use this word to pwn someone. show them whos their daddy. put the smack down on them.
"That bitch last night was a slob gobbler, wuurd."
by Ivy Sizemore January 24, 2009
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slob my knob

Suck my dick. First-person slang for give a blowjob
And slob my knob my girl did, causing me to bust a full load into her mouth.
by urban pervert February 16, 2003
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Lower Slobbovian Prostitute

Lower Slobbovia is a that country with that accent that nobody can quite understand.. kind of like Borat, but a little Russian in it, and a little Scottish maybe. it is located near neither Finland nor Croatia.
Now, Lower Slobbovian prostitutes are the worst kind of prostitutes. they have been trained from a VERY early age to be the best prostitutes in the world.heres a list of things that makes a Lower Slobbovian prostitute:
-whole country is red light district. prostitution is not only legal, it is the number one business in whole country!
-they are given absolutely NO rights.
-they dont even have kneecaps(they are constantly on their hands and knees)
-they dont have a ring finger, for obvious reasons. (think about it..)
-they actually pay YOU after sex.
-their eyesight it poor because they are constantly getting stuff in their eyes.
-They were never taught any form of communication. they dont understand any language, they respond only to clapping of the hands.

Like the popular and over-used joke, "thats what she said", there are many jokes like this in Lower Slobbovia using Lower SLobbovian prostitutes as the butt end of the joke, making ANYTHING sexual, much like "thats what she said." here are some examples:
1.
*Andrew is running on the sidewalk and then slides for a couple feet on an ice patch then falls*
Aaron: "Wow, Andrew! You slide further and fell harder than the Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"

2.
Matt: "How did you find that history test Hayden?"
Hayden: "It was SO hard!"
Matt: "That's what the Lower Slobbovian prostitute would have said if she was given rights to speak!"

3.
John: "Ah, I've got an eyelash in my eye!"
Zach: "Go flush your eye out with water quick!"
Andrew: "You know who has to wash their eyes out? Lower Slobbovian prostitute!"
by lwer.slobov.pros. January 9, 2011
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Scobol

A shortened form of Scholastic Bowl, played in Illinois.
Scobol is the coolest activity on the planet.
by Trevv September 23, 2005
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slabo

expression of positve or negative shock or astonishment

similar to :
no way,
wow,
-Dad allowed me to take his car tonight!
(Stary pozwolil mi pozyczyc jego samochod na wieczor! )
-NO WAY!!! (Slabo)
by irminlean March 29, 2009
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SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB

Put your tongue on my dick like corn on a cob, bitch!
that bitch would slob on my knob like corn on the cob every time we did the dirty
by yvette sandoval January 9, 2008
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slob on my nob

Sean always says "slob on my nob"
by Chickie February 7, 2007
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