Slarks

Slarks is a dude who looks like corniol sanders (ya the chicken guy) commonly can be seen putting butts out in his guys mouth. often speaks on issue he has no clue on. Fancies himself a lady's man, not realizing the laughter at his expense

"You just made no sense for well over an hour"
Ah man I did a Slarks

by Concrete dildo October 1, 2016

slarv

1. To suck or slobber on a dick while giving head.

2. A disgusting way of describing the action given during a blowjob.

My hot babe of a manager was slarving on my dick all throughout our lunch break.

by C Steven Herran September 19, 2016

slartibartifast

When someone really genius wins at scrabble. This person is always a female, and never male. Because it is simply impossible for a male to beat a female at scrabble. This more specifically applies to dirty scrabble.

Danielle and Trevor were playing dirty scrabble when Danielle put down her final tile to slartibartifast the game.

by boximusmaximus May 20, 2010

slarn

Something gross that mars or obscures one's view- usually on someone's glasses or on a window. Most often fingerprints, grease or mucus.

"Oh man, that kid has the most slarn on his glasses- I'm surprised he can even see" or "I can't see out my winshield because of all the slarn"

by wilbur williamforce September 19, 2006

slarpin

sleeping, on the real.

"You hear my call last night?"
"Nah. I was slarpin mad hard, breh."

by gphil January 12, 2009

Slarr

The language of pot smokers.

Man, that guy is totally slarring.

by Nay's Mom April 16, 2008

slargapotamus

A mystical beast of methods that have eluded the science of taxonomy as well as it may have tried in all its quotidian endeavors.

Though the slargapotamus is a generally furtive creature but may expose itself in a flash only to vanish back into the penumbra from where it came. Its methods are such that it eludes all facile beings.

by Eve Stirwin The First December 8, 2009