simpingforkazuichi

-number 1 marniel shipper
-number 1 kazuichi simp duh.
-if i had to pick a wife it would be them
-dont give then monster PLEASE

🕴oh hey who's simpingforkazuichi?
💃they're my wife
🕴oh swag

by kara mcswagger March 27, 2021

simpingformaryeunice

The most coolest funniest mutual ik 🤞🏼

simpingformaryeunice is cooler than you.

by meheartevanpeters June 3, 2021

Simping

Treating a woman like a goddess for the sake of a relationship (that's never going to happen)

A: He just donated $100 to that streamer, his message was: I love you my goddess
B: yeah he's simping hard

by cheeeeeeeese42 September 5, 2021

Simian Simple

So easy a monkey could do it.

This is typically used to describe procedural steps that are so explicit that it would be nearly impossible to misunderstand them or do something wrong.

Aw, these instructions don't tell me half of what I need to know in order to do them. I need something simian simple.

by Barfor the Green June 29, 2023

Gator Simping

A insulting word for someone who wants to play a videogame without something/someone.

Friend One: "Can we play Terraria without Shawn?"
Friend Two: "WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU FUCKING GAY? STOP FUCKING GATOR SIMPING YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"

by Gaymie December 28, 2019

limp simping

someone who is the opposite of pimp chimping e.g. if they’re hanging with your enemies or if they are just lonely and suck

hey did you see eve today? she was limp simping so bad

by impimpchimpingrn September 25, 2020

Straight Simpin

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021