shwinkies

adj. in style, something that is off the chain or cool

That top she's wearing is totally shwinkies.

by Kate McQuilken May 21, 2008

swonked

To be severely intoxicated after having consumed alcohol.

"Oi mate, your swonked. Better lay off the swonk for tonight"

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

shwonz

the male sex organ. penis.

Grant whipped out his shwonz and plowed rachels cooter till 6 in the morning.

by -taters- July 30, 2006

shwinkie

A bad ass motherfucker with a dick the size of Africa. You should totally hook up with anyone of that name.

Shwinkie is badass

by the fetal club 75 January 3, 2014

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

Shonks

To have a shonks is to experience a bad time, akin to having a mare, usually due to a self inflicted mistake. Derivative of shonky, when something is crap in nature.

I was so hungover that I had an absolute shonks and missed my flight.

I've had a total shonks and burnt my pizza.

by LucieG March 11, 2019

shwanky

Hip or cool, used with nouns.

"My day was totally shwanky"
"Far out, dude."

by Drew V April 21, 2008