shanghygiene

The obvious and often offensive displays of hacking, spitting, nostril-clearing and public defecation/urination common to the city of Shanghai.

Also encapsulates the greasy dishes, sticky tables, and public toilets that look like they're from a Stephen King novel.

"Did you see that woman hold her baby over the trash can so it could take a shit? 'S some mad Shanghygiene."

"Yup. Very Shanghygienic."

by KylefromShanghai December 23, 2007

Schwanged

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

Shanghai Switch-a-roo

When you realize the cute 20-something girl you have been walking behind and checking out for the past two blocks is actually a 65-year-old Asian woman.

Once I caught up to the woman of my dreams I realized it was a cruel Shanghai Switch-a-roo.

by TheGenZod February 14, 2012

shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

Shanghai Slider

A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.

Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”

by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019

Shanghaivania

a song. bruh.
Inktale funny go brrrrrr
We finna nutz, breh.

Also, the song is by the funny man, "Valor Genesect."

Shanghaivania Phase 675,757,686 when?

by Valor Genesect October 3, 2021

Sha Shang

1. Slang word of Japanese origin usually used in response to something outrageous. The second word is usually drawn out to emphasize the level of response.

Bob: "Dude I just bought the entire series of Babylon 5 on DVD."
Tom: "Sha Shang! Well I just crapped my pants!"
Bob: "Sha Shaaaaaaang!"

puco

by Sparckydog August 15, 2010