shittlecake

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008

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Scuttlehead

scut•tle•head /ˈskədlˌhed/ (see also, scuddlehead)

1. noun (pl. -s)

An ethnic or racist slur directed at or towards an undefined race or ethnicity. Insult to all, compliment to none. A potent fighting word, if you can bring yourself to be offended by it. Most common among racist taxi drivers in Portland, which isn't a home to racists.

2. adjective (-ed)

Having the qualities of a scuttlehead.

You know what the problem is, don't you? Too many damn scuttleheads!

by Jeffvanderlou May 31, 2022

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shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something

Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008

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matt suttle

A real cutie. Makes people laugh, Social awkward around people he doesn't know so he makes jokes to lighten the mood. Some may call him controlling but he is a great leader. Exeptionally smart in certain areas and lacking a little more in others. Probably the sweetest person you will ever find. When he makes his mind up its set in stone. He is a natural flirt and becasue he is a little crazy himself he attracts really cute crazy chicks.

Jim: that Matt Suttle guy really is a good guy.

by EveryIndianGirlInShawnee September 12, 2011

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