scrumping

getting it on!

i adore a good scrump in the morning...

by irrelevant September 13, 2003

scrumping

Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time

Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.

by dangerous dave April 13, 2005

Raw-shrimping

Sexual arousal from sniffing used bikini wax paper.

1. I get my jolly's hanging out behind the tanning salon going through the biohazard box and raw-shrimping the local flavor.

2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.

by AntPlug May 24, 2006

shrimping

anal intercourse using your partner's big toe for anal stimulation and glorious anal pleasures.

"did you trim your toenails?...remember last time you went shrimping."

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

shrimping

To pleasure a woman by wiggling your toes in her clitoris region.

My friend Jimmy likes to go shrimping with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Shoemaker September 19, 2005

Shrimping Out

When an angry white person takes their frustrations out on strangers because they have a small penis, low self esteem, a small mind/narrow world view, problems with the opposite sex of their own making, or some sort of trauma from their daddy not hugging them enough. These people are often young white males who drive Dodge Rams or similar vehicles but they can also be stuck up white women who get agitated that their Starbucks drinks aren't made to their exact specifications.

"Damn, that dude in the Dodge Ram Big Horn edition is really shrimping out by tailgating us so closely"

"What a pussy that dude is for shrimping out and shooting all those classmates just because that girl wouldn't give him the time of day"

"That bitch asked for a three pump, sugar free, non-fat white mocha and I only had two pumps left with no other bottles in the store. She really started shrimping out on me!"

by Freedom111 June 11, 2018

shrimping

insertion of a big toe into orafice of choice

try to shrimp yourself as an ultimate display of flexability

by Dane_Xoth February 28, 2004