the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

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poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

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truffle shuffle

When a male pulls his top up and wiggles making an uuuuuuuugggggghhhh noise. First done in The Goonies

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle

by Girlsworld246 September 20, 2016

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shuffle

shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance / hardstyles / house music

Nathan: "Dude, i just had the most awesome shuffle session"
Richard: "Man, that is awesome. Turbo shuffle for life."

by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008

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Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

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lager shuffle

Attempt at walking or dancing when very very drunk

"Look out here comes George Best, and hes doing the lager shuffle"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

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-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

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