Screwball

1) A youth with a traumatic or bad childhood/past which causes problems in the present

2) A caller of the nationally syndicated radio show "LoveLine", usually having kids at an unhealthily young age.

"Listen, all you screwballs out there, stop having children!"

by Ace Rockolla August 12, 2003

Shrew

1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.

1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!

by Machoman6969 March 10, 2009

Shredboner

Figuratively speaking, Getting a boner from shredding on your BMX bike.

My shredboner is now limp on account of winter.

by TFTBMX April 22, 2009

Shrewberry

A cute highly attractive male.

Woah! That dude is a total Shrewberry.

by blurkkkk.... January 12, 2011

shrewdy

Much like the word shrew, but taken much further. This term is actually for men (rather than women) with a violent, scolding, or nagging temperament. The term also involves arse-kissing and memory loss. Shrewdies are often seen with brief cases and bluetooths to make them feel like they're important but... not so much.

Uh oh... Since that new position was created for John, I sure hope he doesn't pull a shrewdy! He's too nice of a guy to cross over to the dark side!!

by Tony Robbins May 8, 2008

shrewsbury highschool

a school where your either a jock a drugy or a nerd theres no inbetween nerds get picked on by everyone and drugys and jocks just fight each other. also its filled with faggots some with there hair dyed pink. indians be going there when they cant even speack fucking english. theres a fucking queer who goes there that cross dresses. everyome is white so if you sag your pants youll get shitted on

shrewsbury highschool is the home of faggots bro, oh and isnt that where allthe fucking suburban drug dealers go

by shs expert January 9, 2014

screwbag

The official definition of SCREWBAG is rather vague and can mean many things.

1. Anyone who is not quite retarded enough to be classified as a douchebag and not straight enough to be considered normal.

2. A bag filled with screws of various sizes, commonly used in construction. The one downside to a screwbag instead of a screw box is that if you grab the bag hard it will pierce your hand.....which makes it the opposite of a ballsack (in this context), which hurts like a motherfucker when you squeeze it hard.

3. The male genital region, more commonly called the ballsack. It also can be labelled the SCROTUM, NUTSACK, TOOLBOX, SET, or many other names. This name comes from the fact that sex, or SCREWING someone, involves a ballsack, so if you combine the two you get SCREWBAG.

Dr. Douchenfuck: Look at what Mike is doing over there! He is tipping over the garbage cans into the road!

StupidAss: Yeah, that kid is a screwbag.

The construction worker groped around for the screwbag and seized it, but he squeezed too hard and punctured his hand in multiple places. Luckily it wasn't his ballsack that he seized!

Sarah calmly stroked the long shaft of Greg's 11 inch penis. She loved how erotic his gleaming screwbag appeared in the soft evening light.

by Jesus Fuckendoucher September 29, 2011