Shplocking

The sound old stretchy testicles make when slapping against swinging droopy breasts when performing the doggy-style act of intercourse

Last night I could hear the neighbours at it again, the shplocking was making the house shudder!

by JIMIJ June 2, 2025

Splack

1. (v.) To collide with such intensity—physical, emotional, or sexual—that sound, sensation, and meaning dissolve into a single sacred plop of overwhelming contact.

2. (n.) The exact moment when pleasure, chaos, and cosmic timing converge into a reality-shattering climax. Often loud. Occasionally divine.

3. (adj.) Describing someone or something as irresistibly thicc, drippy, or otherwise on the verge of total sensual collapse. See: toothsome.

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Etymology:

Derived from the primal slap of wet skin against wet skin, but evolved through divine revelation during a deeply deranged museum date involving ramen, sweat, and a spiritually erotic viewing of Jupiter Ascending.

"Bro, that chashu was so fatty I nearly splacked right there in the booth."

"You keep lookin' at me like that, you're gonna get splacked into next Tuesday."

"Veloria’s count-to-six plop combo had me splackin’ like a possessed timpani drum."

"This fit is too clean to risk a splack, but fuck it, I’m in God’s hands now."

by Veloria July 10, 2025