Shovel Troll

A girl whose face is so disgusting it looks like someone poured gasoline on it, lit a fire, and then put it out with a shovel.

God damn that girl is fuckin ugly, shovel trolls like her make me wish I'd stayed in the womb.

by Dick Wartell April 30, 2006

shovel sunshine

Something people in warm climates say to brag about the weather to people who live where it snows.

The best part of living where there is no snow is that we don't have to shovel sunshine.

by adamrafael4 June 27, 2017

Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014

Faggot shovel

A shovel used to dig deeper into the realms of faggotry

Ollie: Okay James that's enough digging for now
Bernard: Henry do you think you could pass that faggot shovel, James is gonna need it soon

by Fozzy March 28, 2015

Gay Shovel

basicially a gay boi who hides he's gay, or just a fucking idiot.. Very insulting term in cobh

omg you gay shovel

by ur nanny a tranny February 2, 2019

Twat Shovel

A shovel you use to get the sand out of your vagina

Quick, get her a twat shovel, she's complaining about the BJ she gave me last weekend

by Doctor Skinnfloot January 13, 2015

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 4, 2023