Buy the fuckin' shoes

The absolute best default advice that one can give in the contest of a finite lifespan of decidedly uncertain duration; and relevant to the full range of life experience.

So, at this stage of my professional career should I move from a completely stable, uninspiring position to one with uncertain, but exhilarating potential?
The best advice that I can give you is that, with guidance, due diligence and confidence in the final analysis...Buy the fuckin' shoes!

by YAWA December 12, 2020

shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010

shower shoes

Athletic style flip-flops worn in public bathing facilities such as showers steam rooms and saunas. Recommend to be used to avoid catching such nasty foot fungus' such as athletes foot and to maintain sanitary conditons in the aforementioned places

Joe wore his shower shoes in the steam room at the gym.

by JoshieG April 23, 2010

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

shossing

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.

'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."

by joepus April 11, 2008

shoespoon

The alternative to a shoehorn, a device used for easing the foot into a shoe

Don't put that in your mouth, its a shoespoon!

by Kyleia December 20, 2010

My pair of shoes

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

by TheDufster March 15, 2005