Shortpack

A short male that, is of legal age, posses ginormous cock and balls. Basically the opposite of a shortstack.

“Brenda, you’re lucky to be alive,” John said as he takes a sip of his coffee “your ass must cushion the brutal plowings from that shortpack. Ass must be stronger than fucking titanium.”

by Fumidafox February 29, 2024

Shortpack

A term to describe a short male (that is legal of age) that possesses a ginormous cock and massive balls. These types of people usually shot loads so massive that it could break a condom.

Girl 1: “man she’s so lucky, I want me a shortpack that could make my pussy look an inbred cloyster after sex.”
Guy 1: “girl, what the fuck on you on?”
Girl 1: “your face”

by Fumidafox February 29, 2024

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Shortcayk

retard who can't spell at all!

Hay Yew fawker. mah nayme ish jaymeee donkey-ass-whole. Aye Kunt spell shieet cuz i dydnt pash fyrsh grayd.

by emily December 8, 2003

shatback

A girl or guy who is worse than being shat.
See Shat

"Lena was an honorary shatback...all her life"

by Laila March 30, 2004

shortbash

v. The act of knocking, demeaning or otherwise making-fun of the band 'Shortstack' and their sheer lack of musical talent.

Hey! Don't shortbash, don't you know it hurts their feelings.

by ScolloP November 28, 2009

shortycake

A sexy bean that is thick

She is such a shortycake

by ChloePear455 February 3, 2018