Shmonologist

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

shmousle

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.

Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it

by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

Shmomit

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

shmocka

Shmocka, also known by shmock, is a very rare creature only found at Wesleyan. You may see him fighting in math class with Drew Shaffer or telling you to “kill yourself”. This is very normal of him to do, and he enjoys to be left alone.

Shmocka, chill out!
Yo, Shmock, what’s the key to getting so many girls!
Bro, I can’t wait for Shmocktober!

by schwin_ November 26, 2018

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

SHMOJOE14

That one guy that APPARENTLY is exclusive to those who know the secret of cheese.

He is THEE SHMOJOE14.

by flyingwhalesc February 23, 2021