shmaff

Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.

I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.

by Kona Gold September 4, 2009

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shmifca

something you say if you forget something, or are really annoying.

I forgot my homework... SHMIFCA!

by blarbby May 11, 2010

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"You are a beautiful, put-together, successful woman and I am a creative, struggling, mess of a man with excessive body hair, but we both sit on exercise balls, love box wine, our favorite color is green (then yellow) and we have pooed ourselves as adults."
"I guess that makes us simifferent."

by j_kills May 31, 2013

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Smiffed

Being ignored on a social media platform. Usually by a friend who follows you closely, but envies your sweet photo/updates of your vacation in the Grand Canyon and therefore, refuses to give you the satisfaction of a "like", "favorite" or "retweet."

"How was your vacation?"
"It was great! I went hiking in the Grand Canyon!"
"Oh I saw your Instagram, way cool."
"You saw it? But you didn't like it..?"
"Oh... Yeah..."
"You smiffed me, man! You douche bag!"

by Ace2theface September 4, 2013

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