Shmapple

Another name for a shitty Apple phone

My wife just forked out way too much cash on a crappy shmapple

by Mr X A V I E R March 31, 2021

shwappen

one who usually "lags". a person who very rarely shows up on time, especially when told to "show up on time"

shwappen never showed up in time.he's such a "shwappen".

by rigo April 22, 2003

shnapperton

a small amount of weed, one or two hits worth

you wanna get high?
just a little...
ok, i'll pack a shnapperton

by GStarr and ABeck March 27, 2008

Shmagpie

When a chick fucks a guys face with her pussy.

"...that chick totally gave me a shmagpie last night..."

"Tonight we might go right to shmagpie"

by MisterSinister October 9, 2008

shappleite

Disciple of Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. A follower. A sheep.

An unquestioning disciple of Steve Jobs preachings, philosophy, laminations, a.k.a. --an Applethinker.

Barnstien had a reverence for his Mac that was unflapable. He was, in fact, a shappleite, of "The Jobs."

by FrankenSteam April 18, 2009

Shappose

sha-pohz (verb)

Combination of the two words 'Should' and 'Suppose.'

The process and or action of supposing you should do something.

"I forgot that project is due Monday. I shappose I need to get working on that."

The client was not makng eye contact with me and seemed very nervous, I shappose he's lying.

by greatnate7 March 11, 2010

Shmaped

The act of smoking weed or after smoking

I was so shmaped last night

by weedme53 March 18, 2011