slorptile

A behavioral state characterized by feral pestiferousness. Often seen in small children or dogs and caused by unmet physical, social, or emotional needs.

The dog became slorptile, whining and jumping with wild abandon, because she wanted to play with the spaniels who were out in the yard.

The nap-deprived child became slorptile and nearly wrecked a food display as he noisily careened about the store.

by Dylan Rogan September 18, 2006

shlort

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011

shlorf

A shlorf is a girl/or guy that is a tiny person that is promiscuous. she/he is on the lines of a slut and a whore...but not.

snookie from jersey shore is an awesome shlorf when she goes to the club!!

by killakell11 March 5, 2011

Shlop

The term for inviting a girl into the shower with you.

"The water is warm. Do you wanna shlop in with me?"

by Itsjerbear November 27, 2015

shlort

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

by big anna December 29, 2009

Shlort

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

schlorp

A technique Dave uses to impress other developers.

Everybody seems really impressed with Dave's ability to schlorp.

by schlorpstubs September 5, 2017