shitcookie

The smell in your bathroom after you're finished doing your business when you spray vanilla air freshener that mixes with your number two bodily function

Don't use vanilla air freshener in the bathroom or you are going to experience what a shitcookie smells like or who left the shitcookie bomb in the crapper?

by Malooga December 30, 2023

Shitfoot

When your dog, or someone else, steps on dogshit and no one in the house notices as it gets tracked around the house. The person who tracked the shit and the one who let it happened are both "shitfoot"

Well Petey stepp in shit and tracked it all over the house while Shawn played games on his phone. Ugh what a coupla shitfoots.

by noplainjayne February 8, 2024

Shitzophrenic

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.

Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.

by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

Shitcoon

The act of shoving a racoon up your booty letting your butthole extend a full 8 inches.

Lets try shitcoon I have a racoon right here.

ok but it in.

by anonymous March 27, 2024

Shitpoop

It's combination of OH shit and oh crap or oh poop....

Shitpoop I can't find it!

by SuperNovae219 April 12, 2024

Shitzo

An all around shitty and terrible person.

Thank God that shitzo got fired, he kept on eating other people's fridge food.

by Anonymouusees December 20, 2024

Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father

Jason is a shithook.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025