Pooh Shiesty

a pooh shiesty is ur ride or die. they got ur back always. they would pop someone fo yo ass. they ain’t goin no where. they a real one.

your my pooh shiesty on some real shit. love u brother.

by thelibmister August 28, 2021

Shitastrophe

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.

"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)

by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.

I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.

by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

Shitstained Balls

An act of anal sex where the female (or male) has not used an enema before intercourse and purposely tries to defecate at the same moment of penetration, thus resulting in fecal lubrication of the rectal cavity. Continued sexual intercourse causes the excrement to eventually engulf the entire penis and testicals of the man. A position usually done in "scat" movies.

Jim paid Jane $400 extra to give him "shitstained balls."

by Slagwurm September 7, 2008

shitstop

When one needs to break up their current activity for the sole purpose of defecation.

"Dude, we gotta stop this jog and find some bushes for a shitstop. I got a growler the size and temper of grandma coming."

by SkyFood June 14, 2009

shitstain

One resembling skidmarks upon the undershorts of life.

Osama, you are such a shitstain.

by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

shitfest

1. when a situation or a task at hand goes bad.
2. An event that results in a displeasing outcome.

One arrives at a party and finds the situation bad, uncool, boring, lame and/or gay. One would describe the party as a "shitfest". Normally used in context as such, "What a shitfest!"

by N Rich April 15, 2006