Shitistic

A statisitc that is shit. Totally obscure and rediculous statitic that A) isn't relevant to the topic being discussed or B) is clearly made up.

Today I read some shitistic that 95% of college students don't enjoy drinking.

by Jeebusllama May 5, 2006

Shitasticfied

When something is extremly fucked up.

\"My eyes got dilated so-\"
\"Your typing will be shitasticfied right?\"

by Heathen660606 April 26, 2005

Shitsticles

a. Extremely hard feces.

b. A synonym for "damn" or "shit".

a)
- "Hey, what was that noise in the back?"
* "That was just me dropping some shitsticles."

b)
- "Looks like your steak got burned"
* "Oh, shitsticles."

by Sonaru. January 18, 2013

shagtastic

awesome; radical; sweet

Dude, the waves today were shagtastic.

by Chloblow January 2, 2009

ShitStick

When one epithet simply will not do, and you don't have time for two. A convenient combination of Shit Head, and Dip Stick, ShitStick is crude enough for all occasions in which either of the other two would have sufficed.

Screaming at your ex for not paying his share of the last electric bill, thereby causing shut off. Yelled back as you leave for the last time: "You ShitStick!" and you're out.

by Often Warranted July 1, 2009

Shitsticks

A curse which is an extension of the word "shit".

"Watch for that truck, mate"
"Shitsticks"
*SPLAAAAAAATTTT*
"Shitsticks. R u ok?"
"No"

by Stick of Shytt February 22, 2003

Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it

sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic

by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012