shire boys

a name given to those who choose not to live by any rules but their own.

- did you hear about those guys at the weekend?
- no, what guys?
- 5 guys pillaged a small village and raped every man, woman and jailbait child within it.
- oh the shire boys, yeah i heard about that.

by oomzee October 16, 2009

Shiree

A sexy woman who has style, grace and a gorgeous face.

Wow she really is Shiree, I’d hit that

by Bboy32 January 20, 2018

the shire

A magical place that withholds many secrets. The room is owned by a gadavier who goes only by a name that is unpronounceable. It's really cool shit man come by and we will light er up.

The Shire, Witte A 735

by mitch is back October 11, 2009

shire oak academy

Shire oak academy is written down as a good school but really its full of chavy little scum bags and dirty little skets who need to sort their lives out.

Shire oak academy is a bad school.

by I.am.gangster.69 October 29, 2017

Laverne & Shirley

These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.

President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

shireena

happiest feeling ever, bliss, sweetest feeling

when i won the lottery i just felt shireena!

by tingz2312 June 22, 2011

Shirsey

A T-shirt made to look like ,or be used in lieu of, a jersey.

May also refer to a shirt made in New Jersey.

Bob:sorry, jerseys are just too expensive for the team
coach: Lets just make some shirseys instead.

Patel:yoo tht shirt is the nicee where'd you get it from?
ramichandran:this is a shirsey bro!

by frankreynolds November 29, 2009