tortoise shell

The result of cooling of the testis. The scrotum rises, shrinks and hardens, resembling a tortoise shell. Often goes hand in hand with shrinkage of the nob.
Steve, "The water is freezing today."
Morty, "Yeah man, I got a tortoise shell"
by Chris Avis March 27, 2008
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green shell

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart
Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.
by Billy Bragg April 09, 2006
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Shell Lake

Shell Lake is a very small town in northwest Wisconsin, and is the county seat of Washburn County. The lake provides some of the only activities available, such as canoeing, inner-tubing, water skiing, swimming, fishing, and ice fishing. Shell Lake houses the Museum of Woodcarving, which is frequented only by boyscouts and non-residents. Shell Lake is also home to the Shell Lake Arts Center (formerly the Indianhead Arts Center), a music and arts camp that has existed over 35 years.

There is only one high school in Shell Lake, and that building contains grades 3-12 (made possible by the fact that each grade has fewer than 50 people). Grades pre-k through 2 are all in Shell Lake Primary School.

As of the 2000 census, there were 1,309 people residing in the city and the population density was 211.3 people per square mile. The racial makeup of the city was 98.62% White, 0.08% African American, 0.38% Native American, 0.08% Asian, 0.08% from other races, and 0.76% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.99% of the population.
Non-resident: "What is there to do in Shell Lake?"
Resident: "Leave?"
by shelllakegrad April 29, 2009
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shell station

a gas station, commonly referred to as 'the shell'
let's go to the shell station.

him: hey im gonna go to the shell ill be back in twenty mins.
her: okay!
by shellbaby June 27, 2006
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Taco Shelling

Taco Shelling is the female equivalent to tea bagging. That is to say when a woman squats over someone and presses her vagina into them. This can range anywhere from a sexual act to an amusing act when done as a prank or even a humiliating act when performed upon a defeated opponent. This is named as thus due to the internal and 'wrapping around' nature of the vagina. The act is akin to putting meat (or other things) into a taco.
We all laughed as we watched Jennifer taco shelling Sarah's face because she fell asleep on the couch again.
by Gorshum March 26, 2011
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shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.
I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.
by JahKnows November 27, 2016
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Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.
How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.
by B-rizzle October 09, 2019
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