shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

My boat does not shake in your particular direction

Disagreeing with something. Created by the BBC's Sherlock fandom. Usually used when talking about slash and/or Benedict Cumberbach and Martin Freeman's love of one another.

Friend: I don't believe in shipping John and Sherlock under any circumstances.

Me: My boat does not shake in your particular direction. We (the fandom) will ship them hard, and slashily. THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX FOREVER!

by ella555666777 October 25, 2011

penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.

after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.

by TallPeniz February 4, 2009

boom shakalaka

the sound that is heard when someone makes an awesome slam dunk.

when tim duncan made that dunk, the announcers yelled in unison, "BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!!"

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

shake it like a caveman

an incredible one man band from Tennessee
dancing with out control.
being over come with pulsating rhythms to the point of dancing hypnotically.
raising hell.

like bernie lomax from weekend at Bernies

wow steve really got hammerd, danced all night and hooked up with a super hot 19yr girl from sweeden. He was really shaking it like a caveman

shake it like a caveman was freaking awesome!

by joseph malk July 1, 2012

shake my cakes

Slang term for getting some good sex.

Honey child, why not drop whatchur doin’ and come over here and shake my cakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 2, 2019

Stretch & Shake

A body reset for a dog.

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.

by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018