shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011

spanking the beaver

Spanking the beaver refers to:
A) Performing rough intercourse on a hairy pussy

B) The Timson Folk Band song titled "Spank the Beaver" inspired by the act of spanking the beaver.

The minute I first saw her at cut rate community college, I knew I had to spank the beaver.

I'm in therapy because I got drunk and spanked your mom's beaver.

I'm ashamed my girlfriend walked in on me spanking the beaver with her roommate.

by Dr. Rhino December 3, 2013

Shakking

That intense moment before the ultimate goal (sexual intercourse) when you know the time is right. You are fiercely going at each other but no so fierce that it can be called shagging. It is the so called sweet spot all pubescent teens aspire to reach.

Sophia and Scott were at each other’s throats, or should I say in them. They were a concoction of passion, saliva and other bodily fluids, each of witch harmoniously mixing to create a potion of love. Shakking.

by SJ shaggers August 4, 2018

Shacking Up

Regularly hitting the sheets with someone youare not dating OR casually moving in with someone you regularly hit the sheets with.

Living in sin.

Donna spends all her time over at Jim's house, they have been shacking up together ever since they hooked up on Fat Tuesday.

by Mona Madly July 22, 2008

Spanking

A slap on the bottom with either the hand or a tool such as a belt that is given usually bent over the lap so the bottom is sticking skyward and therefore makes it easier to spank. Spankings are often given on the bare bottom or on panties (or male undies) pulled tight, but this does not mean it cannot be given over pants... It's simply not as effective however. Hits can range from hard to light which are referred to as love taps, and are usually given to girlfriends or wives. Spankings usually last for 40 medium spanks, or 20 hard spanks, plus some leg spanks.

Spankings are given as punishment or for sexual pleasure.

Your getting a spanking!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

Otk Spanking

Over the knee spanking.

The spanker, male or female puts the spankee over his/her knee and gives them an otk spanking on their bottom.

by Chuck48 March 18, 2011