The Shambles

A state of sufferge that must be endured, there are little things that can free you from “The Shambles” but there are periods of relief

She cheated on me, I just can’t escape The Shambles.

by TRXPPIETREVV March 7, 2019

spamble

Spam Gambling or Spamble (Spam Gambling)

"I am about to go to Vegas man and Spamble my arse off."

"Man I love da lotto, I be spambling my arse off."

by Fakshon October 18, 2007

Shamblowski

The act of simultaneously having your hair shampooed and massaged with warm water while receiving a blow job.

I went to the spa today and got a shamblowski special.

by bushwhacaaaaaa November 9, 2009

shamoley

A schmuck that tries to sell or speak with you without proper solicitation.

Damnit, leave me alone you shamoley!

by DrZhivago July 18, 2014

shamblation

Complete and utter state of fucked up confusion commonly induced from drinking fireball whiskey paired with excessive sun and water sports.

Our boating trip ending in shamblations

Shamblation Cove, Lake Meade Nevada

by Millertime_1985 August 18, 2016

shambrey

A beautiful girl that ain't afraid to speak the truth.

Shes honestly to beautiful for words.
If you love her she'll love you uncondicinally.
But don't take her beautie for a weakness, she'll beat ths cheap outta you :). K Bye :))

Guy: Shambrey is so pretty
Girl: Uh duhhh😂

by Julia Baker June 18, 2017

Shumble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you cannot understand what they are saying.

All I can hear is shumble between the two fighting.

by Domino Nurbull June 28, 2017