sham artist

one who excelles in the art of being a shit bag that does not contribute but sits on his ass and instructes other people what to do
man i wish pfc gasko would get off his fat nasty ass and do some work,I swear he's the epitome of a sham artist
by red twat face March 17, 2009
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Sham-boozled

When someone is tricked, fooled, conned or swindled. This is an amplification of the act of being shammed.
That crack head sham-boozled me for $98.
by DonGesù. Gesù vi ama, e così September 23, 2009
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Sham Peeps

Noun// person and/or people (Peeps) residing in the area of Evesham, United Kingdom A.K.A "The Sham".
The term mainly refers to working class violent youths from the area, often possessing an ASBO.
These individuals can often be seen in "Crown Meadow" drinking XXXX and substance abusing along with abusing fellow 'Sham Peeps' as they walk by.
"Hey, Sham Peeps"
"Hows about you do one Sham Peep"
by rachaelvdm November 20, 2008
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Da sham

To be very cool, to have received enough enlightenment to be the coolest of all those who exist.

This is commonly used in central New-Jersey.
You have become da sham.
by Zack Winters August 28, 2007
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grand sham

A particular instance of deceit or trickery with which such grandeur is used.
Party go-er 1: Hey guys check out this huge dealing of grass i just scored.

Party go-er 2: Dude you just got a grand sham that aint nothing but cooking herbs.

Party go-er 1: For christ sake, i teared my anus skin hunting down this shit.
by Jared Ellis February 26, 2008
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the pillow sham

To hide a dirty,stinky sock or a filthy pair of "sour mash" encrusted underwear under wife/girlfriend's pillow. The difficulty lies in not chuckling out loud all night long as she tosses and turns,sniffs her armpits and your ass,trying to figure from whence the mystery stink originates.It is also paramount to keep a straight face at breakfast the next morning when she is snurling her nose like a squirrel trying to cleanse her sinuses of the offensive odor.
Last night I pulled "the pillow sham" on the old lady using my 4 days old briefs with 2 inch wide skidmarks.BTW,did I tell you we're getting divorced??
by wolfbait51 April 01, 2011
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sham idrees

Also known as Sham Iblees, a Canadian born Pakistani artist who thinks that he can sing only because he might be related to Zain Malik. He has a lot of free time, he begs people to like his Instagram post and gives out his whatsapp number. He continuously follows you and un-follows you on twitter until you follow him back.
Bro, sham Idrees wrecked another classical song
by Shsq360 May 21, 2014
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