Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

A Moon Shaped Pool

Radiohead album released in 2016. While it's possibly their moodiest album to date, it has some of the most intricate songs the band has ever created. It reflects a very emotional, yet creative time for the band. The album includes masterpieces such as "Daydreaming", "True Love Waits" and "Present Tense". A Moon Shaped Pool is a 10/10.

As my world
Comes crashing down
I'll be dancing
Freaking out
Deaf, dumb, and blind
-"Present Tense" from A Moon Shaped Pool

by A Moon Shaped Fool December 25, 2018

Shajeda

A beautiful girl that's shy yet very aggressive. She has long beautiful hair and eyes that shimmer in the sun.She has a mind of her own.Any boy would chase after her beauty and kindness.She is an intelligent and understandable person who also can help anyone in need.

Shajeda is an understandable girl who is very intelligent and pretty.

by Anonymous_2314 March 10, 2015

greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

by kapysta September 27, 2019

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

Shahed

A beautiful girl name meaning honey. You should be really lucky to have a friend named shahed. Because a girl with that name is trust worthy, pretty, loyal, loving, caring, responsible, funny and lots more. A girl whom is shahed is really nice to people and doesn’t judge people at all. She respects everyone and she is really unique and creative

“ omg my friend is called shahed and she’s the absolute best”

“ shahed is so nice she just helped a grandma pass the road”

by Elephant that loves ants May 11, 2019