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The Shocker

A way to finger a woman, two in the goo one in the poo. Index and middle finger in her pussy, ring finger left out and your little finger goes in her arse!
i laid down the shocker on her!
I would definately give her the shocker!
by Petey's friend March 25, 2004
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westside shocker

just like the regular shocker, except the index and middle fingers are crossed, and the thumb is extended, making some weird ass w-ish shit.
last time i tried the westside shocker she punched me in the face
by Marc August 6, 2004
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shocker triangle

Similar to the shocker, the shocker triangle is comprised of two shockers which touch at the pinkies and middle fingers, where the space inbetween the touching fingers forms a triangle. The shocker triangle was publicly unveiled at the University of Minnesota's College of Liberal Arts commencement ceremony on May 17th, 2009, where one member of the graduating class displayed a shocker triangle while walking across the stage to receive his diploma.
"Did you see that? That guy just gave a shocker triangle to the whole audience!"
by tehsVen May 17, 2009
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Shocker Locker

This act is a variation of the infamous "Shocker" where you have the Shocker in place, with the addition of the two "pink" fingers spread in the open (or 'peace') position. This locks the Shocker manuever in place. I also call this the Shlocker.
I like to follow up the shocker locker with a nice donkey punch.
by Sun Devil Dave June 15, 2011
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prison shocker

Same hand formation as the shocker, with middle and index fingers extended along with the pinkY. the ass is filled with pinky and the taint is rubbed in a pressure laiden fashion, milking the prostate.
She was blowing a dude and rocked the prison shocker. She said he came like a rocket.

Wayne P. loves the Prison Shocker from TK.
by Big JB November 28, 2006
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the shocker

by dave July 18, 2003
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the shocker

Inserting two fingers (most commonly the index and middle) into the vagina and one finger (the pinky) into the anus, simultaneously.
Two in the pus, one in the caboose.
Two in the trench, one in the stench.
Two in the tuna, one in the kahuna.
Two in the box, one in the musk ox.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the Book, one in the nook.
Two in the nook, one in the cranny.
Two in the mashed potatos, one in the gravy.
Two in the sloppy joe, one in the butt-ho.
Two in the Cash crop, one in the gumdrop.
Two in the taco, one in the Uh-oh!


Two in the boink, one in the doink.
Two in the cunt, one in the treasure hunt.
Two in the taco, one in the capital of Morocco.
Two in the snatch, one in The vegetable patch.
Two in the twat, one in the coin slot.
Two in the trout, one in the brussels sprout.
Two in the cola, one in the hole-a.
Two in the chud, one in the rosebud.


Two in the n type, one in the p type.
Two in the base, one in the depletion region.
Two in the LED, one in the EDBD.
Two in the valence, one in the conduction.
Two in the electron, one in the hole.
Two in the bozon, one in the phonon.
Two in the collector, one the emitter.
Two in the acid, one in the base.
Two in the beaker, one in the squeaker.
Two in the dipole, one in the cornhole.


Two in the you-know-what, one in the other you-know-what.
Two in the carpet, one on the Pergo wood flooring.
Two in the campfire, one in the barbed wire (Yeouch!).
Two in the snow, one in the glow.
Two in the oven, one in the shovin'.
Two in the closet, one in the composite.
Two in the vagina, one in the rectum.
Two in the rabbit, one in the carrot.
Two in the V, one in the A.
Two in the hamburger, one in the buns.
Two in the couch, one in the loveseat.
Two in the flesh, one in the butt.
Two in the vag, one in the merit badge. (go Boy Scouts!)

Two in the roast beef curtains, one in her ASS!
Double V, single A (VVA).
by Willie Shocquer January 11, 2005
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