Spoomoni

The act of spontaneous ejaculation into pants at the sight of a hot female, or awesome event.

When she walked by in that bikini, I totally spoomonied. I need a towel

by Lambchips25 September 3, 2012

Sloom

A "Sloom" is something super tedious and boring. Simple as that

Man, Homework is such a Sloom

by Ignignokt3 December 5, 2020

Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021

stoom

to be quiet in a tense situation. Another word for quiet or silent

keep stoom, humphrey is sleeping

by RNDMLaw!? May 13, 2005

SAFOOMA WAS

Suck A Fart Out Of My Ass With A Straw

SAFOOMA WAS you donkey rapping shit eater!!

by h2da_tizoad January 4, 2008

sloomy

Someone who looks disheveled in appearance, not caring what they look like; wal-mart people

I need to go home and change, I don't want to look sloomy tonight.

by Fo-conas June 23, 2017

Skooma

Slang term for the word meth.

Yager, bejorn, stagdancer, and lando having alot of fun cooking up the skooma for the emperors.

by Chefwolfie March 12, 2021