Senduren

a fat fuck,with a small dick and no personality and loves his best friend but she dont love himm back #depressed

look at this unattractive mf<he must be senduren

by balla long April 19, 2021

Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

national send a dick pic day

everyday .

if u get sent this you owe them a dick pic immediately.

yoooo my girl just sent me this !! guess im gonna have to send a dick pic ! immediately! right at this second because it is national send a dick pic day !
national send a dick pic means send one . right now.

by twinkletoes54 October 28, 2020

Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.

Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!

by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022

Toilet paper seeds

Little balls of toilet paper stuck to pubic hair

I went down on your mom last night and she had toilet paper seeds

by Neonnight July 7, 2018

Can you send

When someone says “can you send” it means they are asking for nudes.

Can you send?

by EpicGamerGuy69420 May 18, 2020

Wisconsin Sandstorm

The act of ejaculating into a ceiling fan to create a sandstorm-like effect of jizz as it is hurled through the air.

Molly: This ceiling fan is useless, we never use it.
Billy: We could put that ceiling fan to work...
Molly: What do you mean Billy?
Billy: The Wisconsin Sandstorm is what I mean.
Molly: That would be so hot and sticky and refreshing!

by Nicholas Zombie March 14, 2010