Secret nerd girl

A girl who looks like your average every day diva/girly girl/barbie/sweetheart but secretly reads long novels, plays video games, spends half her life on the computer.Possibly wears glasses and dyes her hair blonde and may be seen hiding in the library shelves.

'dude did you see that chick...she had a book wtf?'
'man..thats your typical Secret nerd girl'
'sweet'
'yuh...i heard she likes video games and can kick ass'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

secret inner whore

all girls have a secret inner whore, a small part of them inside that simply cannot refuse the penis laid upon them. Alcohol seems to be the devil's advocate in this inner demon. Causing a girl to make out with guys, cheat on their boyfriends, and suck dick within her boyfriends forbidden circle of friends.

I really wanted to make out with her at the club, we were grinding real close, and I could have kissed her, but she has a boyfriend and I want her to like me for me, and not because of her uncontrollable secret inner whore.

by stevos skate balls February 1, 2010

Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.

I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.

by Gearls December 24, 2008

Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.

Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."

by Panzer88 June 24, 2010

Secret Artist Society

A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!

Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.

Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!

Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!

by Dainy July 24, 2009

Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.

Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.

by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009

Secret Weapon

A sick track on vinyl that is purposefully produced in limited numbers so that it does not become mainstream -- or if it does become mainstream, it's part of a contiguous mix, not a single track so wannabe DJs can't spin it.

Usually the highlight of the rave, mix, etc. It's a track you want to rewind several times for.

"When that DJ dropped his secret weapon last night, the rave went fucking nuts!"

"I'm trying to find that amazing track the DJ played the other night." "No way, you won't find it man, that was a secret weapon."

by hoojchoons August 13, 2009