Seaner

When the corners of your bread aren’t buttered properly.

I told the girls my bread doesn’t have any seaners and they said come over

by Kope19 September 17, 2021

sjanee

The baddest bitch who likes to have a good time.loves to be the center of attention and is always lookin fly

She is such a sjanee

by gangstamama October 18, 2008

Seaweed

A name for a hot chick with green hair in a swimming pool. Typically Asian and lives in Singapore.

Hey bro, seaweed is floating in the pool again!

by Rockstar slime November 14, 2019

shaneel

thinks she killing it , loves to cracks bones and laughs at everything

spastic shaneel

by best person in da world October 5, 2011

seante

A cheater and an ugly bitch that hurts girls

That guy is a Seante because he hurt her

by Riah0311 March 28, 2016

seaweed

marijuana laced with pcp, also known as water

I just ripped off my skin because I was on seaweed

by ayoforkayo February 4, 2009

Seaweed Salad

A Seaweed Salad is created when a man is about to ejaculate and he leaves the smallest portion of the head of his penis inside the female so as not to shoot the semen all the way into the vagina. The man then uses the necessary amount of fingers to "scoop" or "spoon" out the semen from the vagina.

The man than cups the hands, so the semen gathers into a small pool in the palm, and the female spits into the pool in order to make the semen more of a "salad dressing" consistency.

Once the pool is nice and runny, the man (who must have a hairy butthole/taint) slathers (or "dresses") the butthole/taint region with the Seaweed Salad dressing.

The female than enjoys her healthy Seaweed Salad in an "eating out" fashion.

The pubic hair is the salad/seaweed portion, and it is encouraged that the female consumes some of said hair during the eating out process. Chop-Sticks are not allowed, the tongue is the only utensil needed.

Boom.

So the waitress from P.F. Chang's came over last night and had a real nice Seaweed Salad. Luckily I had some extra sesame seeds in my pantry or else she would have tasted a little too much Eel Sauce in her bowl.

by Mr. Scoom October 8, 2014