Crumping

Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.

I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.

by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011

sky scraping

its when you get really high and you feel like your floating.

"Damn dude we smoked so much. That was some fire weed. Im sky scraping."

by thuglife09 March 28, 2009

scrimpin

To be chillin, shootin the shit, having a good time

I'm aiight, scraight scrimpin' right now.

by Don Miguel July 26, 2005

scrubbing rust

another way of describing a useless task to be performed. similar to pushing water uphill, scrubbing rust is pointless to anyone with half a brain. therefore, most managers and supervisors can't understand why you don't want to do the job at hand.

big boss man-ok, after you get done pushing water uphill, you and eddie take apart that holding tank and start scrubbing rust. we need it super clean and sanitary.
me and eddie-you've got to be fucking kidding me!! how does scrubbing rust clean anything? it just wastes time.
big boss man-hey, i'm in charge around here, and you'll do as i say or you'll be fired! understood?
me and eddie-understood. fire away, asshole!!

by earpuller July 14, 2006

scrubbing bubbles

the most amazing little cleaning agent guys ever.
you spray it on your pisser and the bad goes away.
its like having sex slaves for your toilet.

i sprayed my pisser with scrubbing bubbles and god cleaned it.

by Dr. F Roy Dean Schlippe January 22, 2009

Scrumpling

A slightly derogatory term for a young annoying person shorter than yourself.

Little kid: Blah Blarg Yak Ug
Person 1: "Dude, your little brother is so annoying!"
Person 2: "I know, he's such a scrumpling."

by Pontmercy June 23, 2007

Scrimming

The act of orally stimulating your partners rectum, while he or she is in the process of deficating. Commonly known as the combination term for skat and rimming.

1. "Spread, your gonna get scrimmed"
2. "I'd rather get caught scrimming my mother than....."
3. "Dude I totally got scrimmed last night", "did you kiss her afterwards?"

by flangelord March 27, 2009