A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009
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by shiestyelbow January 1, 2009
Get the scrootch mug.What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.
This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.
This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.
So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."
by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009
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My scroodle has a puking muffin on it!
Eww your scroodle looks like crap.
ARe you scroodling or having a seisure?
Eww your scroodle looks like crap.
ARe you scroodling or having a seisure?
by Leanna T. February 8, 2008
Get the scroodle mug.A phrase used when someone shows particular animosity towards the Christmas spirit, commonly to get them to bugger off and get with the season. Usually, it acts and supplements as a more personable and holiday appropriate way of telling someone 'go screw yourself'.
Person #1: Come on, turn off that Christmas music! It's so irritating!
Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.
Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.
Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.
Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.
Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.
Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.
by ksamehtesol November 28, 2009
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